I can see it now

Launch
http://www.launch.com

I just saw a video from Avril Lavigne, "He Wasn't" Uh, yeah. That's prepackaged pop-rebellion at it's uh, most sanitary.

I want to introduce her to someone with a little more darkness, like Glen Danzig.

It would probably go something like this:

Glenn, I'd like you to meet someone. Her Name's Avril, and she's Canadian. No, she's jailbait, so I don't care if she is your height, so hands off.

Avril, this is Glenn, he's been into evil longer than you've been Canadian. No, he's not a Republican, but close.

You know that skull shirt that your handlers bought for you awhile back? That was from a band called The Misfits. Glenn here (stop that Glenn), was the singer for that band back in the Eighties. Since then he's become more evil and runs a comic book company as well as making albums that scare people in the heartland. You know what comics are, right? Hey, just checking.

Now Glenn, I want you to behave yourself until I can distract her handlers long enough. You have 72 hours. Thank me by showing her the true power of the Dark Side.